REMEMBER love is mutual torture! If you can love us and take the fact that someday we will leave you…
THEN: YOU… J……………….
Have a date with us………. at…………………………
PS: Please wear a short skirt and your beautiful smile!
THE LENGTH OF OUR RELATIONSHIP:
If we cheat on you during the next 30 days, please do not hesitate to contact us at: firstname.lastname@example.org.
We will do our best to mend the relationship in the shortest time.
RECOMMENDATIONS FOR THE SAFETY OF OUR RELATIONSHIP:
You have so many curves, I have no brakes. The leather soles are not non-slip soles, so there is a danger of you slipping into someone’s arms.
THE FOREPLAY’S OVER
YOUR satisfaction is a major responsibility for us. Therefore we do our best to offer the highest quality products.
The sheet in front of you represents the confirmation of quality and it is applied to any product that is labeled HARDOT.
WHAT WE WILL DO FOR YOU:
- Repair the product
- Replace the product – in case it cannot be repaired
- Give you a full refund – in case the product can neither be repaired, nor replaced
We promise just pleasure! No pain!
The guarantee does not apply in the following situations:
- the product deteriorated following natural disasters;
- defects caused by transport, handling and storage under improper conditions;
- defects caused by inadequate use, determining the product to modify, as well as using the product in other conditions that those for which it was tested and designed;
- the product discoloured as a result of prolonged exposure to severe environmental factors (snow, humidity, the sun or another powerful heat source, etc.);
- product deteriorations caused by voluntary or involuntary mechanical shocks (breaking, thumping, hitting, scratching, etc.);
- the product was repaired, modified or dyed by unauthorized persons;
- faulty maintenance (cleaning using inadequate methods or products);
- normal parameters of moral and physical wear of the product.
Guarantee does not apply to:
- particularities of natural leather, such as: ribs, small colour differences, distinct signs and irregularities, as these are proof of the authenticity and quality of the leather used to manufacture the HARDOT products;
- small irregularities and imperfections of handmade products and parts of products.